Anthem For The Cheshire Cat

The cat in the picture: a wild mix of perfectly arranged crochet patterns and colours pleasing to the eye. Posted in “Love cats” on Facebook. The commentary section is a display of patterns, too. They are by no means as perfect as the semi-circular curved whiskers though:

amazing!!
Beautiful kitty!
Oooh that is adorable! I think I need one!!
Gorgeous work!
Oh my heart! You are so talented!!
My goodness, I’m totally flabbergasted! I love it!!!!
@______ I think you need to take up crochet!!

However, a vanishingly small portion got it. But by then it’s already too late. Everybody loves the faked cat with all their heart.

in reach and likes the lie

I show the post to my husband (already in bed) and declare this is why humankind will fall. I let the phone thump on the bedside table and gesticulate.

In masses we show our true potential:
We. Are. Just. Dumb.

sour doug
a tiny bit is enough
bitching

Isn’t this a bit harsh? He doesn’t say it, but I see it in the way his eyebrows change position. I don’t reply but the corner of my mouth exclaims nah, it’s just a premonition I’ve been having since Animal Farm.

oh, Carolina
we breathe
the same air

He switches off the light.

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